I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
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That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
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Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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