idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
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I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
And I'm only telling you that because I really wanted to use 'my boyfriend' and 'dick biscuit' in the same sentence.
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I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
HOLY FUCK i just remembered we had bows and arrows and firecrackers last night
and flaming arrows and vodka
how did we not set your garage on fire
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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