But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
you puked in the bathtub and said "let them pee"
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Randomize
