I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
no you cant smoke seaweed
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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