Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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