Me. At least after what I've been through.
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
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I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
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if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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