Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Did I show you my penis last night?
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I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
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Dude. My cat just tried to bat the tampon string hanging from body. NOT COOL, SEYMOUR. NOT COOL.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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