I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
Just got an email from match.com trying to match me with My ex..I nearly pissed myself laughing
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