you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
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this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
it's great music for shaving your balls
I can't tell if your life is amazing or needs reevaluation when "did I get hit with a nightstick" is a legitimate question.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
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You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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