Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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