I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
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