We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
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Now he's lighting his socks on fire
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
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We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
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