just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
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