I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
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