Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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