i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
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He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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