My liver just broke up with me...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
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according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
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Too bad Amazon Prime wouldn't get the wine bra flask to you in time. Concealed alcohol and huge tits? Win-win.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
Randomize