Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
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Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
It is no longer St. Patrick's Day. I should NOT still have green boobs!
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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