I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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