at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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