Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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