sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
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Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
If I had really thought it through, I would have bought some Depends, popped one on and made this night my bitch.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
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That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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