Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
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yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
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Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
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