thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
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she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
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I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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