I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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