No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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