Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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