OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
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Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Well my door is unlocked for you, I'll be in the bathtub drinking a pre-mixed bottle of margarita until I forget the degree to which my life sucks.
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
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Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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