We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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