And the cops told us we were all naked.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
The neighborhood kids rang the doorbell in the middle of my first bong rip to ask if they could use my trampoline for the thirtieth time today...I opened the door and pretended to puke up a shitload of smoke, I have never seen a more terrified group of children
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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