Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I locked my keys in my car in front of planned parenthood. I'm terrified of going inside to ask to borrow a clothes hangar.
Just tell them you need to fix a mistake real quick.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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