CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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