I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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