$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
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I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
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ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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