An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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