I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
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I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
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