oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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