the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
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