he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
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I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
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Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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