i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
He was too drunk, and my mother and I ended up babysitting him. He told her I have amazing mouth skills, and that I love the "chorizo" he feeds me. All she said was "And on the list of 30 things you never want to hear about your daughter..." while gripping the steering wheel.Please just fucking kill me now.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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