I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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