is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
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I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
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Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
To celebrate the holidays this evening, I will be replying “FUCK YOU” to all my spam emails. Can’t tell you how excited I am
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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