***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
We're too hungover to prance.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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