He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
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DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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