i wish starbucks made bloody marys
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
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did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
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Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
In my defense, there are at least three ways to die doing that, and I'm still here. America, Fuck Yeah!
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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