We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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