Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
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