Why did I wake up this morning with 10 tally marks on my hand and a penis drawn on my tits?
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
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She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
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how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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