: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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