ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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