The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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