I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
And then my night got REAL pukey
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
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