The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
