Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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