super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
This is my gift to your gina
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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