i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
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